Gibraltar's National Dish
Telephone conversations between Cloti and Cynthia
The hermanamiento that never was?
I say, el hermanamiento of La Linea with Gibraltar
has now taken place, y el Chief Minestra missed it.
Pero mando al mayor-of-the-day que no tiene ningún poder, so this
brotherhood between Gemma and Tony may have no legal basis, what do
I think' what you think - and I think nothing of the glorious land
deal which el Chief Minestra has accepted from the MOD. Out came El
Fox and took with him un compromiso that we build lots of houses and
buildings for the MOD, y el pueblo paga!
Bueno hija, para eso somos coloniales, or do you think that the only
colony is what they sell in the perfumeries.
Oh well, el deal will be present a bombo y platillos as an election
winner, so El Fox could be accused of interfering in the internal
affairs of our Gibraltar, don't you think?
Pues mira, I also think it. Es que el UK government must not strike
such deals so close to a general election, es como todo estos parly
changes that some want to do so close to the hellection, when they
have had 15 years to do them!
La verdad solo tiene un camino. Es como lo del frontier, las colas
han vuelto with a vengence y el Governation callao.
Not only that, my dear, pero nos quitan our flag en un tournament in
the Costa Blanca, y again el Governation calladito.
I mean, it's one thing to try and have good neighbourly relations, y
es otra cosa que nos maltraten de esa manera, and according to the
Governation, we have to say Thank You Very Much.
Como que vamos perder hasta los pants if we are not careful, con lo
whispers que hay en los corridors of power about our territorial
No te apures que el Borders and Coastguard Agency va a arreglar todo,
oh dear. Ciao.