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Que palo
I say, valiente palo nos han dao, Cynthia de mi
corazón.
What are you saying, que también le hemos dado el palo del
aeropuerto a los Spanish?
No mujer, un palo se le da a cualquiera, but I mean el palo que
supone que el James Gaggero has taken away his plane from the Madrid
route.
Really, I don't blame him, porque si los aeroplanes were going
half-full, eso must have been costing a bomb, my dear Cloti, and you
don't have to be an expert to work that one out.
Y los de Iberia are doing their sums as well, porque they are not
doing that much better.
Yes, pero my husband, que sabe tanto, dice que el plane being used
by Iberia has less capacity than the one that was being used by GB,
so there you are.
La verdad que no me entero. What I think es que si las cosas carry
on like this, van a tener que poner aviones de juguetes if they want
to fill them up. Pueden comprar uno in Toys are Us.
Es que todo esto tiene muchos problems, las pavanas, el levanter, el
fog, los diversions, los slots in Madrid...
It's like gambling with those slot machines, must be difficult to
win. What we need now is an airport deal in reverse, comprendes?
Lo que no entiendo es que ha salido un grupo, as if we did not have
any, que quiere que usemos los bicycles.
What! Que we should go to Madrid en bicicleta?
No mujer, that we should use los bicycles, or didn't you know que
last week was Bike Week?
Pues no me entere, not only that, pero I saw-no one on a bike, y tu?
Pues yo tampoco. Es que our roads are so bumpy que travelling by
bike te estropea el culete.
Es que todo esto makes me more confused, porque el Governation, on
the one hand, says it supports our using bikes to go to the beach,
and on the other te ponen unos special beach buses!
Yo hasta que no vea al Chief Minestra and his minestrones on the
bikes, me quedo put.
Anyway, lo que hace falta are not Madrid flights pero que pongan un
tren from Madrid to La Linea, and in that way nos foramos nosotros,
and not them, get me?
Te dejo porque estoy marea, mare nostrum!
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