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Oh to be a Nitwit...
Blimey, no me lo puedo creer. On grupo de Nitwits
have disappeared without paying dos millones y pico de panaeras en
tax.
What do you expect, los Gibraltarians have to pay the last penny
pero los outsiders get away with it Te dire, my dear Cloti, que no
son Nitwits but High Net Worth Individuals, known in short as HNWIs,
pero te k doy que suena como nitwits given the way it is pronounced.
Pues de nitwits nada, caramba hay que se muy listo to do such a
disappearance trick. Dicen que hay as many as 37 who have got away
with it, oh to be a nitwit in diis Gibraltar of ours!
Blimey, we give them low taxes to pay y encima no lo pagan, while
los Gibraltarians pagando high charges in everything.
Changing the page, I take it you have heard como una pavana British
le ataco a un Spanish plane?
Que dices, guerra in the air? Bueno, it's not the first time it has
happened, pero it is the first time que le ha pasado a los de
Iberia, un motor del aeroplano se trago una pavana.
Caramba! Algunos en Iberia must be saying ¦que con tantos problemas
is it worthwhile flying to Gibraltar when they come half empty.
I imaginate that the Spanish Governation have told them they have to
fly to the Rock, y como vengan ma, aqui se arma un sipisape.
Te dire que Iberia started flying to Budapest at the weekend y ya
tienen los aeroplanos 78% full, so there you are. Y con el arreglito
del airport, we only get an average of 13 or 14 people daily coming
from Madrid, and that includes Gibraltarians! *
What a cachonfinger. And talking about los nitwits, que te parece
los thousands of foreign cars who get parking tickets pero no pagan?
Como siga esto asi nos vamos a tener que hacer foreigner para no
pagar nada, lechuga!
Y los politiquillos ya estan nervioso con esto de un election, y eso
que el election date no se sabe cuando sera.
Que sera, sera, como dice el song. El unico solution to this problem
es que pongan as many "candidates as there are people in this Rock
of ours.and we all get elected. Think about it. Adios caracol!
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